27 February 2011

What Gospel Brought by Zino Asalor

“Ajah... Ajah... Jakande... Osakpa!” A skinny conductor with bloodshot eyes poked his head out the bus announcing his destination. “Ajah... Ajah... First Roundabout... Ikate Elegushi.. Ajah!” His breath reeked of alcohol. “Sister, you dey go?” he asked, snapping his fingers close to my face.

This story has been selected for the annual StoryTime anthology African Roar 2012, please go to the African Roar site for more info.




What Gospel Brought was written by Zino Asalor.

Copyright © Zino Asalor 2011.



Zino is a Nigerian-based writer of poetry and fiction. His work has been published in Sentinel Poetry Quarterly, African Writing, Saraba, African Writer, Sentinel Nigeria, and several other publications. He enjoys the addictive calm that comes from writing and feeds this addiction by living – sometimes dangerously. He resides in Port-Harcourt, Nigeria and is currently working on a collection of poetry, The Diary That Became Man.





20 February 2011

Happiness is a Four-Letter Word by Cynthia Jele (Book Excerpt)

When Tumi arrived home later that afternoon following the outing with the girls, she was surprised to find Tshepo’s car in the driveway. Hadn’t he said he was working late? Tumi wondered. Was his presence cause for alarm? She parked her car in the garage but hesitated to enter the house. After a few minutes in the car she put on her best face and entered.

“You’re home early.” Tumi eyed her husband with suspicion. Her mind automatically switched into an alert mode, ready to pick up clues and detect unusual behaviour. She felt like a character in a television detective drama.

Tshepo was in good spirits and suggested they go out for dinner. “It’s a beautiful afternoon. I thought to myself: why spend a lovely day hunched over my desk when I could be in the company of my beautiful wife?” he said, approaching her with a flirty grin. He cupped her small face in his hands and planted a wet kiss on her lips. “I’m glad you came home early. Perhaps we can play before we go. I’m crazy for you, you know that?”

Tumi closed her eyes briefly to conceal the turmoil seething inside her. She let out a small wheezing sound.

Tshepo, mistaking her gesture, her gasp, for willingness, slipped his hands under her dress and fumbled for her bra.

She shoved him away. “Not now.”

Tshepo wrinkled his nose and looked hurt by the rejection.

Tumi became aware of the brusqueness of her tone; she forced a smile and quickly grabbed her husband’s tie and pulled him closer to her. “What I meant is save the goodies for later,” she whispered teasingly, then made for the bathroom.

“Babe, you can’t do this to me. Can I at least come take a shower with you?”

“We won’t make it to the restaurant if you do.” She heard him grunt behind her. Tumi locked the door. Her eyes instantly flooded with tears. She ran a bath and tried not to think of Nomkhosi. She was battling. The image of Nomkhosi on her doorstep, her voice – “Sisi, the baby I’m carrying is Tshepo’s” – occupied every inch of her mind.

Tumi thought back over the previous few months, trying to identify a time when things became different, a period of discontent, perhaps, on either her side or Tshepo’s, shifts in behaviour, such as being absent from home more, with time unaccounted for, or an unusual fixation on clothes and appearance, anything to suggest he was conducting himself in a way that was inappropriate for a married man – the kind of stuff she read in magazines, Ten Signs Your Husband Is Cheating! She scratched her head but couldn’t come up with anything significant. Her third miscarriage had happened over a year ago. She couldn’t cite it as the culprit. If anything, it had brought them closer together than ever. Tshepo had refused to leave her side, and unlike with the first two, Tumi had recovered from the loss fairly quickly and without suffering a major depression.

Half an hour later she still hadn’t emerged from the bath.

“Honey, are you all right?” Tshepo was knocking at the door. “You’ve been in there for a long time. Having fun without me?”

“Sorry, I nodded off for a minute,” Tumi answered, faking the voice of someone woken from sleep. “Be out in a second.”

Tshepo drove them to a newly opened, swanky African-themed restaurant in Sandton.

“So, what’s the occasion?” Tumi asked, nibbling on her roasted pumpkin seeds and biltong. They were on the appetisers; she wondered how she would survive the entire meal ahead of her.

Tshepo smiled. Under the table his hand caressed her thigh. “I’m celebrating my luck. Sometimes we take things for granted and forget to count the blessings life has to offer. Take me, for instance; I’m married to the most amazing, beautiful, intelligent and caring woman, whom I love with all my heart, body and soul.” He looked her straight in the eye. “Often I get absorbed in my world and neglect to show her how much I appreciate her for being in my life. So tonight, since karma brought us both home early, I thought I should seize the moment and tell her she’s my life. Tumi, I love you so much. I love you as much today as I did the first time I laid my eyes on you.” He leaned over the table and kissed her. “I can’t imagine life without you. I can’t wait for us to begin a new chapter as a complete family. I know when the time is right God will bless us.”

Tumi sat still, staring blankly at Tshepo, the lack of expression on her face masking a storm of emotions underneath. On an ordinary evening, under ordinary circumstances, she would have glowed with tenderness for her husband. Her stomach would have fluttered with butterflies, and her body swollen with warmth. She would have giggled and blushed like a school girl kissed for the first time. But this was no ordinary night. There were no butterflies in her stomach, no serenity. Instead her eyes overflowed with blinding tears. Tshepo’s words were like a sword tearing through her skin.

“I was also thinking,” Tshepo continued, “maybe it’s time you give work a break and concentrate on having our children. I can take care of us.”

“Tshepo, we’ve discussed this before. I love teaching. Children are part of my life.”

“I know you do, baby,” he said. “All I’m asking is for you to consider the idea of a sabbatical, a year or two off, nothing permanent. I think it would be great for you to be able to relax and not worry about unwritten reports and unruly little tykes. Perhaps the constant stresses of your work are affecting our ability to have children. Please, just think about it.”

“Fine. Let’s order,” Tumi said, hiding behind the menu.

Dinner, a taxing exercise for her, came and went. Tumi couldn’t bring herself to raise the issue of Nomkhosi. When Tshepo casually mentioned that she seemed preoccupied, Tumi lied and attributed it to his suggestion that she quit work.

Later, while they were driving home, Tshepo’s face suddenly tensed. “There’s something else I wanted to talk to you about.” He clenched his jaw so hard Tumi feared it might crack. “The human species, brilliant and civilised as it may be, suffers from the most disgraceful trait of all – opportunism. People will do anything in their power, no matter what the cost, for an opportunity to bleed another person dry. They have no regard for morals as long as they get what they want.” He glanced at his wife. “You understand what I mean?”

For as long as she could remember, Tumi had never known her husband to launch into philosophical bullshit unless something was bothering him. “What is it?” The lamb chops and creamed spinach churned inside her stomach. She wished she hadn’t forced herself to eat. Perhaps the dinner had been a mistake altogether.

“You and I have been through a lot together, haven’t we? Thick and thin, sickness and health – we’ve honoured our vows. Reverend Masinga would be proud to see us today, going strong as
ever.”

“Mind the road, please,” Tumi said.

Tshepo cleared his throat. “There’s a girl at my work coming up with preposterous claims.” His grip tightened on the steering wheel. He accelerated. “I don’t even know her. I mean I see her at the office, but I don’t recall ever exchanging a word with her. She’s one of those girls who sit on their asses and do nothing but flash smiles at men all day. For fuck’s sake, I don’t even know her name.”

The car picked up speed. Tumi leaned back in her seat and checked her seat belt. She thought if she were to die at that moment, what would her eulogy say? Who would read it? Would the
world remember her as a loving wife, daughter, sister, friend, colleague and teacher, or as a fool who stood by the only man she ever loved – through thick and thin, sickness and health – until he recklessly plunged them to their death?

“Tshepo, slow down, please. You’re going to get us killed.”

“This girl is going around the office claiming I’ve fathered her child. Like hell I have!” His voice contained traces of panic. “It’s a bad set-up. Somebody’s trying to bring me down.”

“Does the woman have a name?” She had waited for this moment all day, the moment of truth. An unexpected calm descended over her as she watched her husband.

“You’re missing the point,” Tshepo said, irritated. “I don’t know her.”

“What’s her name, Tshepo?” she pressed.

“Why are you asking me her fuckin’ name? I don’t fuckin’ know it, okay?”

They were almost home. Tumi felt brave. “Is it Nomkhosi?”

“What?”

The car rounded the corner and skidded onto the shoulder, narrowly missing the concrete curb. Tumi gripped her seat, but kept her eyes focused ahead.

“Nomkhosi Buthelezi.” She saw their house, the bright spotlight beaming across their neatly manicured lawn. She saw the kitchen door where a distraught Nomkhosi had stood hours earlier. “She’s the woman who came to the house this morning.”

The car came to a sudden halt, rocking them back and forth.

“You said she was lost.”

Tumi shrugged.

“Why did you lie to me? What did she say to you?” Tshepo demanded.

In the darkness of the car Tumi could sense his rising anger.

“What did she say?”

“What do you think she said, Tshepo?” Tumi unbuckled her seat belt. “She came to say ‘Hello, I’m family too’, and she left this behind.” She opened her handbag, took out the ultrasound and
placed it on the dashboard.

“What the hell is that?” Tshepo asked. He didn’t pick up the scan.

“It’s a baby, your baby,” Tumi said. She opened the car door.

“Close the door, Tumi, we’re talking,” he barked.

“We’re not talking. You’re screaming. I’ve had a long day. I’ll walk the rest of the way home, thank you.” Tumi stepped out and shut the door behind her.

“That bitch !” Tumi heard Tshepo scream. “I’ll fucking kill her!”

When Tumi reached her house she didn’t go inside. Instead she went into the garage, got straight into her car and drove off.




Happiness is a Four-Letter Word was written by Cynthia Jele, and is an excerpt from her book of the same name (Kwela, April 2010).

Copyright © Cynthia Jele 2010.



Cynthia Jele is a thirty-something-year-old South African-born writer. She grew up near a small border town in Mpumalanga. Her claim to fame was winning 1st and 4th prizes in the 2008 BTA/Anglo-Platinum Short Story Competition. She studied in South Africa and the US, and lives a quiet life in the northern suburbs of Joburg.

Happiness is a Four-letter Word is Jele’s debut novel and winner of the the 2011 Commonwealth Writers’ Prize, Africa region, best first book.





13 February 2011

Shadows by Joan De La Haye (Book Excerpt)

The lights from the Seven Eleven reflected in puddles of murky rainwater. At eleven o’clock at night, the parking area was deserted. Kevin stepped inside the store in search of something to eat while I waited in the car for him.

My father's funeral had been that morning, and Kevin thought a night out would be the best way to take my mind off how he'd died. It hadn't helped. All I could think about was that I hadn't been able to say good-bye or tell him that I loved him. I couldn't even get drunk and forget about it. I couldn't pretend that I was okay and put on a happy face for the sake of Kevin and his friends. As a result we cut the night short, which irritated Kevin's friends and I was once again the party pooper.
Kevin had been gone for what seemed like a few seconds when everything that I knew and trusted in my life changed forever.

I was rudely distracted from my reverie by an annoying tapping on my window. I was about to hurl off a few choice words at the offending party, until I saw his face. My stomach churned, my self-pity party transformed into a Stephen King novel. Yellow eyes stared back at me. Sharp, pointed teeth, filed into fangs, snarled. He shook my door handle. My heart rate jumped sky high. He was gone as fast as he’d appeared.

I took a deep breath and looked around. No sign of him. I took another deep breath and breathed out slowly.

“What the hell was that?” I stammered.

I managed to get my heart rate down, but couldn’t quite get the hair on the back of my neck to go back to normal. My skin wouldn’t stop crawling. Goose bumps appeared on my skin and the smell of sulphur wafted up my nostrils.

Something scraped the driver’s side of the car. I hoped it was Kevin returning with a strong drink: preferably a bottle of tequila. I turned to look and my heart sank. The scary-looking man with fangs was back. Kevin had left the car unlocked. Panic gripped my palpitating heart. Who didn’t lock their car in Johannesburg? He shook the door. I leaned over the driver’s seat and slammed the lock down. The central locking did its job. Then he was gone again.

“Breathe, just breathe.” I repeated it over and over again, while I doubled over and put my head between my knees. I squeezed my eyes shut. He was playing games with me and I didn’t know the rules. I felt helpless. I wanted to scream, but fear had a stranglehold on my throat, silencing me.

Tap tap.

I plugged my ears with my fingers. It wasn’t happening.

Tap tap.

Turning my head to the left, I opened one eye.

Glass shattered.

I screamed.

He pulled my hair.

“Oh, God. Oh, God,” I moaned. I was about to be raped and murdered while I waited for Kevin to come out of the Seven Eleven.

“Babe, are you okay?” Kevin sat in the driver’s seat next to me, with a worried expression on his face. “You were groaning.”

I looked around in shock. There was no sign of broken glass anywhere. All the windows were intact.

“Are you alright?” Kevin asked again.

“I’m fine.”

“You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“I’m fine.” I wasn't sure if what I'd seen had been real or imagined, but Kevin obviously wasn’t going to let it go. Not sure what to tell him, I decided to tell him a version of the truth.

“Some drunk guy was messing around with me and gave me a bit of a fright. That’s all.” I didn't want Kevin to think I'd inherited my father's mental problems.

According to my sister, my father had been rather irrational before his death. I thought it was more along the lines of being completely loony tunes. I was relieved that I hadn't been around to see him like that. At least I remembered him the way he was before our estrangement.

“Maybe we should call the cops or something?”

“What for?”

“I don’t know. Maybe to arrest him for being drunk and disorderly, or something.”

“Oh please. Like the cops are really going to give a damn about some guy banging on a girl’s window and giving her a fright. They’ve got bigger fish to fry.”

I wanted to get out of there; the thought of hanging out in the parking lot a few hours for the cops to show up didn’t appeal to me in the slightest.

“This is true.”

“Besides I just want to go home and forget about everything.” I breathed out and took another deep breath. “I just want to curl up in your arms.”

“Now that’s a very good idea.”

“I thought you might think so.”

I let go of the breath I was holding, once I saw the deserted shopping complex slide by in the side view mirror. But no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t shake the feeling that someone was watching me. Rain started drizzling down as we drove away. Neon signs shimmered in the puddles.


The drive home was uneventful. A feeling stirred in my gut that wouldn’t go away. I ground my teeth and hoped that a night clinging to Kevin would drive out those dark shadows lurking in my mind.

The electric gate screamed for more oil as it opened. I gripped Kevin’s leg a little harder than I’d intended. He winced from the pain, quickly removed my hand from his thigh, but held it tightly as we drove up the driveway. It was reassuring having him hold my hand like that. His touch made me feel safe. The gate slammed shut behind us.

“Are you sure you’re okay?” Kevin asked, not looking at me. “What with your dad and now that guy....” His fingers tapped on the steering wheel. He wasn’t very good with handling people who were a little upset. He liked it when things were nice and normal. As long as everything seemed to be smooth on the surface, he was happy. We came to a stop at the back of the main house and in front of my one-bedroomed cottage.

“I’m fine.” I got out of the car and closed the door a touch too hard.

“Hey, my car didn’t do anything to you.”

He loved his car. He spent hours primping and polishing it. His car was cleaner than he was most of the time. Sometimes I had the feeling that his car was more important than I was.

“I’m sorry, the handle slipped out of my hand.”

He shook his head and locked the car with the remote and walked me to the door in silence. My hands shook as I tried to put the key inside the lock.

“Are you cold?” Kevin asked as the key rattled against the brass door handle.

“No. Why?” I finally managed to fit the key in its hole and turned the lock.

“Because you’re shaking like a leaf.”

“Really? I hadn’t noticed.”

“For God’s sake, Sarah, stop pretending that you're okay. You're obviously not coping.”

“I'm handling it. I'm fine.” I couldn’t face the thought that Kevin may be right. Was I coping?

“Then why are you freaking out?”

“I’m not freaking out.” I refused to admit that I was bloody scared. “I need a drink, what about you?”

“Ja, sure, why not.”

I needed to forget the fear and the pain of my father’s death. I’d always been a supporter of the ‘fake it till you make it’ club. If it meant faking being a sex kitten to get through the night, then that’s what I would do. I left him standing at my front door and sauntered off into my kitchenette. I had an over-sized fridge I’d inherited from my sister. There wasn’t space for a proper oven in the kitchen; instead I had a microwave and a hotplate on the only counter. Despite the cramped space, it was done tastefully. The cupboards were dark wood with silver handles and the counter tops had a black marble finish.

I opened the ancient fridge and took out a half-full bottle of wine that Kevin and I had opened a few nights previously. Before my life changed, forever. I felt him come up behind me. His hand snaked its way up and under my tight black camisole. His lips caressed my neck and found their way to my ear lobes. He nibbled the lobes gently. I gasped. His hand gripped my breast: fingernails bit into my flesh. He was breathing hard. I slammed the fridge door closed and turned into his embrace. My lips found his as he pushed me back, hard against the fridge. I managed to keep a tight hold of the bottle. Pushing him away, I took a swig of wine and handed it to him. While he drank, I pulled the camisole over my head. His eyes watched me as he took another drink. I played with my nipples and then slid my left hand down, slowly, towards my crotch. He liked to watch. He put the wine bottle on the counter and then kissed me hard. I pushed him against the wall and pulled away from him. Undoing the top button of my jeans, my fingers found their way down. I pulled my hand back out and let him lick the juices from my fingertips.

I turned and walked towards the bedroom. I heard his shoes tapping on the tiles as he followed me. I knew Kevin would drive the fear and pain I felt, deep in my bones, out of my body. I surrendered every inch of me.




Shadows was written by Joan De La Haye, and is an excerpt from her book of the same name (Generation Next, January 2011).

Copyright © Joan De La Haye 2011.



Joan De La Haye was born in Pretoria on the 17th of January 1977 at 7pm. The youngest of three children raised by parents in the Diplomatic service, Joan was educated abroad, finally completing her education in Vienna. She speaks three languages and is qualified in clinical hypnotherapy and also has a diploma in Fine Art and Creative Design.

Joan's first novel, Shadows, is available all over the world in ebook format as well as paperback, in countries as far away as New Zealand and Canada. She is also the only South African author to attend the World Horror Convention which was recently held in Brighton, England, where she was asked to speak on the state of publishing and horror fiction in South Africa.

Joan is currently working on her second novel, a thriller set in Pretoria.





06 February 2011

Chiukyulew by Abdul Adan

I have been told about the layers of the earth; the lithosphere, the upper mantle, the lower mantle and so on. As far as I knew, there was heat down there, unimaginably excessive heat, and masses of rocks with no spaces between them; the lower most part of which is molten lava. At no time had I thought that among those tight masses of rocks, would be a space, without opening, spherical, surrounded on all sides by rocks. It’s a space too small for scientists to notice and large enough to be an underground kingdom, stretching the entire length and breadth of Mombasa, and several miles under the ocean bed into the deep seas. It’s too deep down for our wells and drilling projects to get to and too high for the molten lava. I am not certain how far it is from the lava but it has to be far enough or else the walls of this space would have to be phenomenally protective. Even more phenomenal is how I had came to know about this space and its inhabitants thereof. It all happened on the evening of December 26th 2004. I remember every detail of the adventure we had with Hassan of Zubeida or HassanZuu as we call him and his religious cousin.


It was HassanZuu's cousin who suggested we go fishing in their boat that evening. He owned a fairly large motor boat, an expensive particularly nice one, the kind that people buy from Dubai these days. I remember my other friend Othis was sick that whole day and couldn’t join us. HassanZuu and his cousin prepared the boat and we started off. There was a strong wind blowing and the waves were rough, such that the boat swayed from side to side. All in all, we were into the deep seas in a half hour.

I didn't expect much out of the evening I must confess. I am generally not a big fan of fishing but I had to help HassanZuu's cousin with his fishing line any time he caught something. The first thing we caught was an eel; the second was a severed shark fin. The sun was slowly setting, and I stood at the back of the boat to watch it set beautifully behind the city. The wind ceased and the waves stabilised. A strange, menacing quietness came in its place. Nothing seemed to move. I unpacked our supper and began eating a plate of white rice and beef. Afterwards, I lit a cigarette and exhaled into the air, while HassanZuu's cousin began to perform the evening prayers.

I had just finished eating when there was a sudden shake of the boat. I held fast on to the handrails. There was a loud strange noise, and I looked up and saw the water separate at one point and two massive waves rose slowly into the air before joining up and coming back together with a gigantic crash. We were all thrown airborne along with the boat, and came down hard, first the boat, then us. An enormous wave sped towards us from the east and we clung onto the rails and prayed. I wished most earnestly at that moment that I had earlier prayed along with HassanZuu’s cousin. I felt as unfortunate as Noah’s son in the Koran. But again, if I recall accurately, it was at that moment of despair that I caught sight of a small figure in the water, his hands outstretched, making a strange owl-like noise. We were submerged along with the boat, but it rose upwards and we were on the surface again, by no effort of ours. We had clutched tightly and simply moved along with it. I called to my colleagues. HassanZuu’s cousin responded, he was holding onto the boat and just like myself, was gasping for air. HassanZuu was nowhere to be seen.

We called aloud together but still heard no response. We became very worried. HassanZuu’s cousin sank to his knees and prayed, and his prayers were answered because right then, HassanZuu climbed into the boat from the rear end. I ran to help him up onto the boat. By this time, his cousin had changed his supplications into a series of thanks to Allah. HassanZuu bent to vomit and kept choking, only raising his head to murmur “demon” over and over again. This was when I heard a soft thud sound behind me and HassanZuu who was looking the other way alerted me, “here he is, Khalid!” before leaping towards the “demon” that he saw. I turned round quickly and restrained HassanZuu, and then I took a good look at the fellow who has just joined us on the boat. It was the little fellow I had seen in the water earlier. Turns out he had had a little fight with HassanZuu in the water. I restrained HassanZuu with one arm and moved closer to the little fellow, observing each of his features in detail.

Lord! That was the strangest thing I had ever seen.

This man was about three feet tall. From my observation, he weighed less than half the weight of a dwarf of the same height. He had no hair at all on a vertically long head which was sharply tapered towards the top, such that it resembled a very steep hill with a long sharp edge. His nose was pointed downwards and very long too, vertically of course. His eyes were attached on both sides of the lean head. If you cut off his head, you could probably have used either side of it as a plate and it would gladly serve the purpose. His mouth resembled that of a fish. He wore no clothes, and his ears were also sharp and pointed upwards along the height of his head.

The guy was unlike anyone I have ever seen before. Everything about him was sharp and pointed, even his shoulders. He slid on the deck, from side to side, much like a fish when newly taken captive and then rested at one corner of the boat. As he was of a tiny stature and made peaceful gestures, we sat back without causing him any danger. He tried to speak but it was unintelligible. HassanZuu stood up to scare him into talking more clearly. The little man cowered in fright and suddenly leaped in the air, landing on HassanZuu's head paralysing him in an instant. By God! I have never witnessed such a spectacle. We thought we were going to lose HassanZuu. I genuinely anticipated worse things; something like a further breakdown of our colleague into alien food.

At this point, HassanZuu stood straight, like a soldier in a parade. The little fellow was attached tightly to his head, like a well trained baby high up on his father's shoulders. HassanZuu turned completely pale. I believe the alien had a stinger, exactly at the spot where one would expect a penis. This sting, as I assumed it was, he inserted somewhere behind HassanZuu's head. It's was at the sting point that the fellow clung tightest against HassanZuu's body.

The little man adjusted himself as if to penetrate deeper. This continued for two or three minutes during which neither I nor HassanZuu's cousin made a move. We were just too frightened. Then we heard what seemed like a groan from HassanZuu. Before long, he said some distorted words as though he were possessed and then finally gave a speech thus:

"My name is Chiukyulew and I am from the kingdom of Tukulu. I apologise about possessing your friend. It's my only option. I promise I will let him go as soon as I am done with him. I had thought I was dead and you were angels, until your colleague tried to kill me. At least I know angels don't kill people a second time in their afterlife. So my assumption is that by some mistake I am still alive. It seems to me I am on the feared surface of the top most earth layer. I have heard about you guys. One of our explorers discovered you several decades ago.

Allow me to explain to you about the Kingdom of Tukulu. You might have heard before that there are seven layers of the earth, just like there are seven heavens. We are on the second layer of the earth, the one right below you guys. Our world is not as big as yours up here. The lack of adequate sunlight has caused us enormous restrictions. We use to receive it through only two holes coming through to us from your side. With the advancement of our technology, now we have a lot more sunlight than we had but it's still far from satisfying our needs.

The main difference between our realm and yours is the gravity. Our gravity is very weak, about ten times weaker than yours. As a matter of fact, our gravity is more of upwards than downwards. We are protected from the upward pull of your earth by a special anti-gravity mineral found only on our layer known as Fofoyu. A thick layer of Fofoyu was built above our heads by our forefathers so that we don't fly off towards your earth and smash our heads. As you can see, my head is spiky and so are my shoulders. This is a result of your gravity, pulling us upwards for so long. We had an industrial revolution half a century ago and we built hundreds of factories in just decades. Consequently, our protective layer was eroded and we were exposed gradually to the harmful gravitational pull of your layer. Since everything is pulled upwards, we don't worry about objects falling from your level. Only once in a while, your bones which are the only element up here capable of disobeying the upward force, fall on us and kill our children. It happens when there's an earthquake at your level. Our heads are really soft as you can see. We are not at all gifted in physical strength. However, unlike you guys, we have no problem seeing in the dark.

We breathe in carbon dioxide, not oxygen like you guys. We don't like taking in anything that doesn't have carbon in it. It's part or our culture to keep pushing our limits of endurance. Those who take in the most concentrated of everything are praised for implementing the strength through endurance act recommended by our late king Pyunsufu. It was intended to make us stronger and attain the coveted physical stature of your kind. Please don't be surprised by our names. We are allowed to have as many syllables in a name as possible as long as the frequent vowel is the easy U. That way it's easy for everyone to articulate. Consider the shape of my mouth and imagine how hard it would be to pronounce other vowels. The vowel of A for example would have torn my mouth at the edges if I were not talking through this medium of your friend.

Like you guys, we have families, love, jealousy, desires, etc. There are also criminals in our kingdom and a very effective justice system. Unlike you guys, we don’t have prisons. We are extremely volatile people who are mentally and physically weak. Many of our people commit suicide over the most trivial things. All we have to do to kill ourselves is to drill a hole above our heads and fly through with the help of the gravity. Executions are done the same way. We don't have cemeteries, once a person flies off straight through the Fofoyu, he never comes back. So setting up prisons will mean losing dozens to suicide every day. As a result, we only prosecute very serious crimes. Once an individual is found guilty, he is sentenced to death and executed right there in the courtroom so that he won't have the pleasure of doing it himself. I was sentenced to death this morning when I was found selling contraband goods. The particular commodity that saw to my death sentence was your water. I am a smuggler of all sorts of stuff from the Top Earth. To be found with Top Earth water is a very serious crime because of its hydrogen content. And there are agents among you who work with us. They help us smuggle these things through occult means. Sometimes we meet them and even shake hands with them. But it all happens through special supernatural means perfectly controlled on both ends by skilled artists. One of your skilled men would connect with one of ours and it's through such means that we receive your goods. Otherwise, the only one of us to ever make it here physically was an explorer who was never seen by you guys because he wore an invisibility suit; and wrote a bestseller as soon as he got back.

Anyway, I should be dead right now. The Fofoyu directly above my head was opened in the courtroom this morning. I don't know how I found myself with you people. There's something in your atmosphere making me nauseous. Or it may be my upward journey through the water. Oh dear me, I feel faint..."

The little fellow released HassanZuu and gently slipped to the ground, limp and lifeless as a dead snake. HassanZuu stood still for a few seconds and fell forward beside his captor. We waited in horror as they both lay lifeless for minutes, but to our fortune, HassanZuu revived. The little fellow didn’t and we were convinced he was dead. In order not to attract unnecessary attention, we carried the little fellow, each of us holding a limb and tossed him back into the ocean whence he had come from.

“Let’s clean our hands of his stickiness, Khalid,” said HassanZuu’s cousin to me. We washed our hands in soap and sat on the deck, both of us panting, scared and full of disbelief. HassanZuu’s cousin brought out his prayer rug, took ablution and begun to pray. I joined him this time.

That evening as we sailed back, we were astounded to find the waves had flooded the houses by the beach, including that of HassanZuu’s cousin. I volunteered to accommodate them both. We stayed up late watching news, seeking the answers to our adventure, in case another member of Chiukyulew’s race had been seen elsewhere. No one mentioned him or his likes thereof, except that a Tsunami had killed thousands of people and several homes in the Far East.

“Wonders of the Almighty,” observed HassanZuu’s cousin, shaking his head at the TV screen.

“He is got me thinking,” I said.

“About what?” asked HassanZuu, visibly irritated.

“The mysteries of names and languages,” I said, “as a matter of fact, if I could open up further avenues of interaction between our two worlds, I would have done it. There’s so much we could learn from the likes of poor Chiuk....yuk...Chiu...Chiukyulew.”

“I just wonder how he made it here,” said HassanZuu. There was a large blister on the back of his head just above the hairline, which he scratched from time to time. He appeared weak and overwhelmed.

“Well, his execution must have coincided with the Tsunami, such that instead of smashing his head against our earth or his sky, he got sucked right through due to the pressure,” I explained later, as I applied coconut oil on HassanZuu’s blister which had grown into the size of a fist.




Chiukyulew was written by Abdul Adan.

Copyright © Abdul Adan 2011.



Abdul Adan is a Somali writer. His work has appeard in African-Writing, Kwani?, StoryTime, Jungle Jim, and Arab World Books. He lives in the US and is working on a collection of stories.





 
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